Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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