- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

one stop shop

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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