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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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