whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Sex

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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1+2 = 6

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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