- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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