hers a joke... japanese people

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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