What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Shltskc gw? G

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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