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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Women's Rights

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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