- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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