How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What does greg and Ian have in common?

the economy.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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