- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

You had better thumbs up this post.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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