knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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