- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Women's rights

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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