Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

I like that, but why am I happy?

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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