- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

a black man pays his child support

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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