What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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swag

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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