A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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