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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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