- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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