What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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salad days!

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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