What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

homosexual rights to marriage

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

João Duarte reads this.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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