What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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