What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Skinny people fart less.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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