There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

your no better than a cockroach

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Cripples are lame.

Dumb

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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