How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A dyslexic blind man

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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