Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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