Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A joke

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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I Love Hitler.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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