Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

what color is blue? green

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Canada

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What is bad at catch The twin towers

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

An antijoke

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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