- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Knock Knock Come in!

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Women's rights.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Women rights..

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

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