Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

A black man killed someone

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Knock Knock Come in!

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Anti Joke

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