- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

I am the sun. You are the moon.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Knock Knock Come in.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Liars go to hell! -God

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

ASSCHEEKS

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

That's unfortunate.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

youre gay

A black man killed someone

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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