balls in ya mouf

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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