- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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