Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What what In the butt

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A man walks into a bar.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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