What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Men's rights

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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i have cancer

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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