A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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45.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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women's rights

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your fat

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Religion

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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I love you very much.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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