- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris died.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Women's rights

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

balls in ya mouf

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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