- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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