- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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