What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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