- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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