why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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