what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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