- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Knock knock. Get out!!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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