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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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