Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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A women left the kitchen.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

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