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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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