- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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