- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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