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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

angelo snyder is not ga

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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