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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Asian women drivers...

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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