- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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