women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Cripples are lame.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Dumb

thumb_up thumb_down -18

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops