- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Guest what in the butt

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's 2+2? Fish

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

you see theres this guy.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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