- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

WNBA

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??