Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

-knock knock! -doors open

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

My children are mistakes

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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