Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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womans having rights.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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