- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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