Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's 2+2? Fish

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

you see theres this guy.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Ily bae

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Jeff

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

ert

What do I hate? people

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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