An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Dumb

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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