What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Anti Joke

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