- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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