- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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