roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

eoin burgin is fat

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

A car walks into a bar.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What's one plus one? two.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Indians

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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