What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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