- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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I walk into a bar...

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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