- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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