- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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