Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Can anyone Lenin money?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats 1+1? window!

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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