I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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