Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Alchohol.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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