What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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