What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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