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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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