- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

My mom

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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