- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

nolan is gay

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??