- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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