- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

your face

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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