Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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