- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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