Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Potassium? K.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Anti Joke

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