- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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