Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

How High is a Chinese man

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Brain fart

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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