So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

AIDS

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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