What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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