And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

-knock knock! -doors open

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What's one plus one? two.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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